Funny Singh Story- 阿星的故事

The Story of "AH SINGH"

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
>Karpal Singh

2.A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
>Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
>Menggali Singh

4.A Singh who likes to slap people?
>Dau Ba Singh(cantonese)

5.A Singh who is a gangster?
>SamSingh

6.A Singh who is lost?
>MisSingh

7.A Singh who is noisy?
>BisSingh

8.Singh who likes herbs?
>GinSingh

9.Singh who likes to kill people?
>AssasSingh

10.A Singh with one ball?
>Balwant Singh(Ball One Singh)

11.A Singh with two ball?
>BalanSingh(as in balancing)

12.A Singh with three balls?
>Amazing

13.A Singh who is swimming in a iced pool?
>KuldipSingh(cool deep Sink)

14.A Singh who likes to drink soya bean milk?
>YeohHupSingh

15.A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
>No la,not Titanic Singh, is KaramSingh

16.A Singh who was sacked from the National Hockey Team?
>Relax Singh

17.A Singh who is a lousy Singh?
>OwtarSingh

18.A Singh who likes roundabout?
>PuSingh

19.A Singh who is flying around in a broom?
>Sou Pah Singh

20.A Singh who is a three star general?
>Sam Lap Singh(as in cantonese)

21.If one of the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country,what will they call their currency?
>Mata Wang Ah Singh

22.Then,what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
>Diew Nei Ah Singh

Note: Only a true Malaysian can understand the story above.

This Story is originally created by W.L CHIANG( WLCHIANG_MY@HOTMAIL.COM )

hahaha...... XD