I want this ...so cool to me...but i think i wont dare to display or show it to my friend...LOL
But they should make it even more detail especially the bottom part *sigh*
http://www.aussie-nintendo.com/forum/blog.php?b=787
The sexiest poseable figure!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
What is normal?
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”– Ellen Goodman (Journalist)
This is so true and got me thinking about it....
This is so true and got me thinking about it....
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Sunshine Ahead
I told myself that I have to write down something today. I just have something to share. I just feel so light and happy the whole day. I don't know why. I was feeling half dead just the day before but today it just feels good. Maybe having a last conversation with you helps...nah, is definitely wont be the last but I am not sure too it will really be.
But what I want say today is, I am so happy to hear that my aunt is finally going to start a happy relationship soon. I am happy for her, she has been through a few failed ones, and it has bring her down a lot. She just didnt expect this one to come and did not hope much either, but I think God has His way for her and just when least she expected it, a guy came along and I think this guy will be pretty much worthy of her love.
This is the month of July. Just 5days ago, mark the end of the Cancer month for this year. I can remember clearly what happened during this period of Cancer month for last year.
Last month Cancer, it was a turning point for me. It mark a new chapter of life for me. I wasn't convince at all at first. The lady who I seek for advice, she told me, stop feeling worry, stop feeling sad, stop missing what you had in the past, changes is coming ahead, see this piece of card?? Is a sunshine. It shows that the rain is going to stop, the sun is going to shine again, and when it shine and you will find yourself enjoying the brightness of it.
Well, but I know that I have to make a big move in life in order to achieve that changes, if you want to see changes, change has to start from within. I gather all my gut to tell what I have always been wanting to tell Alex for 5 years, though I just blurted it out blindly but at least I know I have confess my feelings.
Telling you and letting you know that you should pursue the person you love, the girl you have always love because the opportunity is just so clearly laying down in front of you and in the end seeing that you really did and both of you finally started. When you first told me that you have started the relationship with Y, I wasn't sad. But I didnt feel happy either. Instead, I told him that he must be a good bf and take good care of her. Later on, when I sit down alone, the sadness really sink in, I feel so alone. Later when I finally saw you holding her hand, my heart just shattered to pieces, but I know this is what best for you and I must be happy for you. I told myself I must and finally I did.
God is kind to me all these while. Because suddenly I start to have many great new friends coming in to my life, and before I realised it I have moved on from the previous phase.
I guess I have changed a lot from last year. I have become a much happier person, that explained why I have never updated this post for so long, I still remember I deleted the few last post from this blog, those were the last words I have for you and I just don't want to be reminded of it again, even now I am afraid to go back to my previous archieve and read my old post.
I slowly accept that I need find someone new in my life. I need open my heart. But I have matured as well, I know how to differentiate what is love and what is friendship. I know how to handle disapppointment.
But I really still desparately looking for someone to love again. I need someone I can love with all my heart again. But the feeling just not right.
Then I saw you, among so many guys, I just choose to ignore them, but don't know why the moment I saw you, I just feel different. I trust my instinct a lot, there are people when I first saw them, I just can feel is different. When I said different is not because that person is exceptionally good looking or is very charismatic, it just trigger the sense of familiarity in me. Maybe this what the chinese call as 'yuan' 缘.
But I was really afraid inside. I was seeking after I moved on from Alex but I have actually stop seeking. In fact, I wasnt even interested in knowing any guy. Having my few nice friends with me is good enough. I can be myself being with them.
But you come along. I feel different when I saw you. I feel like as though you are going to be the one. But I guess I am just to naive.
Till now, I am still not sure you are what I imagined you to be. I don't really get the opportunity to know you yet also. At first I just thought of ignoring you for good, but part of me tell myself to give it a chance. Is the month of Cancer again, maybe this will change my life again?
Yes, it really did. But I am not sure it has bring good or bad changes. I am not sure I have feelings for you. But I am sure I have liked you, and in fact I never realised that I will miss you. But I don't know if you ever feel anything for me at all from the beginning. So far, your words has still keep me confident that you are who I believe you should be in the first place.
I have decided to put you aside already. I cannot afford to indulge in a emotional roller coaster again. Not at this stage of life, I know I am going to accomplish what I want for myself. I am not going to screw it up. I will just let God decide and show the way, if this is for me then I will get it, if is not, I should just move on. Just like what happened to my aunt.
But one thing I am really sure, if you ever give me a chance, to know you, to understand you, I can grow my feelings, the seed is already planted in me, I just need some water and sunshine to let it grow. This seed can grow into something beautiful with lots of love in it.
Surprisingly, as I was typing this post, I dont feel emotional like how I used to feel when I type out my feelings last time for Alex. I have changed, I learn to stay positive. I learn to have hope and even if it did not turn out fine, I will not be shattered. My heart still remain open.
I always know there are a lot of good things waiting for me out there, I need take good care of myself and work to achieve it.
I am going to be a happy person =)
But what I want say today is, I am so happy to hear that my aunt is finally going to start a happy relationship soon. I am happy for her, she has been through a few failed ones, and it has bring her down a lot. She just didnt expect this one to come and did not hope much either, but I think God has His way for her and just when least she expected it, a guy came along and I think this guy will be pretty much worthy of her love.
This is the month of July. Just 5days ago, mark the end of the Cancer month for this year. I can remember clearly what happened during this period of Cancer month for last year.
Last month Cancer, it was a turning point for me. It mark a new chapter of life for me. I wasn't convince at all at first. The lady who I seek for advice, she told me, stop feeling worry, stop feeling sad, stop missing what you had in the past, changes is coming ahead, see this piece of card?? Is a sunshine. It shows that the rain is going to stop, the sun is going to shine again, and when it shine and you will find yourself enjoying the brightness of it.
Well, but I know that I have to make a big move in life in order to achieve that changes, if you want to see changes, change has to start from within. I gather all my gut to tell what I have always been wanting to tell Alex for 5 years, though I just blurted it out blindly but at least I know I have confess my feelings.
Telling you and letting you know that you should pursue the person you love, the girl you have always love because the opportunity is just so clearly laying down in front of you and in the end seeing that you really did and both of you finally started. When you first told me that you have started the relationship with Y, I wasn't sad. But I didnt feel happy either. Instead, I told him that he must be a good bf and take good care of her. Later on, when I sit down alone, the sadness really sink in, I feel so alone. Later when I finally saw you holding her hand, my heart just shattered to pieces, but I know this is what best for you and I must be happy for you. I told myself I must and finally I did.
God is kind to me all these while. Because suddenly I start to have many great new friends coming in to my life, and before I realised it I have moved on from the previous phase.
I guess I have changed a lot from last year. I have become a much happier person, that explained why I have never updated this post for so long, I still remember I deleted the few last post from this blog, those were the last words I have for you and I just don't want to be reminded of it again, even now I am afraid to go back to my previous archieve and read my old post.
I slowly accept that I need find someone new in my life. I need open my heart. But I have matured as well, I know how to differentiate what is love and what is friendship. I know how to handle disapppointment.
But I really still desparately looking for someone to love again. I need someone I can love with all my heart again. But the feeling just not right.
Then I saw you, among so many guys, I just choose to ignore them, but don't know why the moment I saw you, I just feel different. I trust my instinct a lot, there are people when I first saw them, I just can feel is different. When I said different is not because that person is exceptionally good looking or is very charismatic, it just trigger the sense of familiarity in me. Maybe this what the chinese call as 'yuan' 缘.
But I was really afraid inside. I was seeking after I moved on from Alex but I have actually stop seeking. In fact, I wasnt even interested in knowing any guy. Having my few nice friends with me is good enough. I can be myself being with them.
But you come along. I feel different when I saw you. I feel like as though you are going to be the one. But I guess I am just to naive.
Till now, I am still not sure you are what I imagined you to be. I don't really get the opportunity to know you yet also. At first I just thought of ignoring you for good, but part of me tell myself to give it a chance. Is the month of Cancer again, maybe this will change my life again?
Yes, it really did. But I am not sure it has bring good or bad changes. I am not sure I have feelings for you. But I am sure I have liked you, and in fact I never realised that I will miss you. But I don't know if you ever feel anything for me at all from the beginning. So far, your words has still keep me confident that you are who I believe you should be in the first place.
I have decided to put you aside already. I cannot afford to indulge in a emotional roller coaster again. Not at this stage of life, I know I am going to accomplish what I want for myself. I am not going to screw it up. I will just let God decide and show the way, if this is for me then I will get it, if is not, I should just move on. Just like what happened to my aunt.
But one thing I am really sure, if you ever give me a chance, to know you, to understand you, I can grow my feelings, the seed is already planted in me, I just need some water and sunshine to let it grow. This seed can grow into something beautiful with lots of love in it.
Surprisingly, as I was typing this post, I dont feel emotional like how I used to feel when I type out my feelings last time for Alex. I have changed, I learn to stay positive. I learn to have hope and even if it did not turn out fine, I will not be shattered. My heart still remain open.
I always know there are a lot of good things waiting for me out there, I need take good care of myself and work to achieve it.
I am going to be a happy person =)
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
A dog named "Sex"
name ur dog carefully...
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy."
I call mine "Sex."Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like to have one too."Then I said, "You don't understand.I've had Sex since I was nine years old."He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.I said, "
But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole worldrevolves around Sex."He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace.My family is barred from the church from then on.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."I said, "You don't understand.Sex keeps me awake at night."The clerk said, "Me too."One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold tickets."But you don't understand,"I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."He called me a show-off.When my wife and I separated,we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."
The judge said, "Me too."Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.He said, "Me too."Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over and asked"What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"I said, "I'm looking for Sex."My case comes up Friday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and hadmore damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.Why just the other day when I went for my firstsession with the psychiatrist,she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now ithas left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely,"and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Woof!
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy."
I call mine "Sex."Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like to have one too."Then I said, "You don't understand.I've had Sex since I was nine years old."He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.I said, "
But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole worldrevolves around Sex."He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace.My family is barred from the church from then on.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."I said, "You don't understand.Sex keeps me awake at night."The clerk said, "Me too."One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold tickets."But you don't understand,"I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."He called me a show-off.When my wife and I separated,we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."
The judge said, "Me too."Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.He said, "Me too."Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over and asked"What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"I said, "I'm looking for Sex."My case comes up Friday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and hadmore damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.Why just the other day when I went for my firstsession with the psychiatrist,she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now ithas left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely,"and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Woof!
Hilarious conversation
Condom says to Kotex,
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so
I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so
I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
Teach your children to say the right thing XD
1st Scene.
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the
moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the
moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
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