Funny Riddles

1) What when goes in is triangle but when it comes out is all curl up?

Guess












Answer: Underwear :)

2) When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?





Guess!!






















Can't guess??





















Answer: Birthday Candles!! XD

3) Scorpion kaler apa? ( only for those understand malay :) )


Answer: Kala Jengking lah...



4) Dalam banyak-banyak kera, kera apa paling pandai menaip?


Answer: Kerani



5) Five girls under an umbrella but non of them got wet? Why??




Answer: Because is not raining lor... :)



6) What is black and is sweating?


Can't guess??



































Give up??























Answer: A black ant that is jogging... Don't be angry I know is ridiculous ><