Women are difficult to please...

A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may goto choose a husband from among many men. The store has sixfloors, and the men increase in positive attributes as theshopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch:As you open the door to any floor you may choose aman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot goback down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says toherself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but Iwonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These menhave jobs and love kids.The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonderwhat's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, lovekids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says."But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These menhave jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help withthe housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,there must be more further up!" And again she heads up anotherflight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, lovekids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework andhave a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floorshe goes.The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,974,389,012,345 to this floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely asproof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.