Below is an animation I really like. Enjoy :)
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
A dog named "Sex"
name ur dog carefully...
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy."
I call mine "Sex."Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like to have one too."Then I said, "You don't understand.I've had Sex since I was nine years old."He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.I said, "
But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole worldrevolves around Sex."He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace.My family is barred from the church from then on.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."I said, "You don't understand.Sex keeps me awake at night."The clerk said, "Me too."One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold tickets."But you don't understand,"I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."He called me a show-off.When my wife and I separated,we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."
The judge said, "Me too."Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.He said, "Me too."Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over and asked"What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"I said, "I'm looking for Sex."My case comes up Friday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and hadmore damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.Why just the other day when I went for my firstsession with the psychiatrist,she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now ithas left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely,"and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Woof!
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy."
I call mine "Sex."Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like to have one too."Then I said, "You don't understand.I've had Sex since I was nine years old."He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.I said, "
But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole worldrevolves around Sex."He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace.My family is barred from the church from then on.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon,I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."I said, "You don't understand.Sex keeps me awake at night."The clerk said, "Me too."One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me that I should have sold tickets."But you don't understand,"I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."He called me a show-off.When my wife and I separated,we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."
The judge said, "Me too."Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.He said, "Me too."Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over and asked"What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"I said, "I'm looking for Sex."My case comes up Friday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and hadmore damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.Why just the other day when I went for my firstsession with the psychiatrist,she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now ithas left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely,"and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Woof!
Hilarious conversation
Condom says to Kotex,
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so
I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so
I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
Teach your children to say the right thing XD
1st Scene.
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the
moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that
is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your
breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the
moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
Funny Application Form
Funny Application Form
Why the boss fainted when see the form filled by the interviewee ?
Name : Ah Boy
Age : Still young
Sex : Never. Still under age
Religion : I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race : I love to race, how you know?
Nationality : I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number : 6735
Telephone number : House no telephone
Hand phone number : 3310
Address : Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode : I never post anything
State : In my family, I am 2nd
Country : I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status : Secret
Email Address : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said not bad
Working experience : Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name : Daddy
Father's IC : You ask him
Mother's name : Mummy
Mother's IC : You ask her
Current Salary : Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary : As much as you can pay
When can start work : Depends on my mood
Highest qualification : Ya, very high
Grade : Ya, very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop?
Why the boss fainted when see the form filled by the interviewee ?
Name : Ah Boy
Age : Still young
Sex : Never. Still under age
Religion : I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race : I love to race, how you know?
Nationality : I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number : 6735
Telephone number : House no telephone
Hand phone number : 3310
Address : Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode : I never post anything
State : In my family, I am 2nd
Country : I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status : Secret
Email Address : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said not bad
Working experience : Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name : Daddy
Father's IC : You ask him
Mother's name : Mummy
Mother's IC : You ask her
Current Salary : Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary : As much as you can pay
When can start work : Depends on my mood
Highest qualification : Ya, very high
Grade : Ya, very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop?
Random jokes :)
Joke 1
Wife - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hubby - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
Joke 2
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music." "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog.
Joke 3
Two lawyers were planning to go to Batu Ferringi for their 12th anniversary. The lady told her husband that she has to finish her case and would come down in a week. The husband said ok and left for Batu Ferringi.
It had been a week and the husband was going to email his wife to make sure she was still coming. He forgot her email address and put down what he remembered.
An old woman was sitting in her rocker crying because her husband had died 1 week ago and the computer said you've got mail, so she clicked on it and she fell to the floor dead. The house keeper ran in and found the woman dead. She didn't see why the woman died, but she looked on the computer screen and this is what it said "I have been down here for about a week now and it's really hot down here. I have been waiting for you. Come soon!
Love you lots,
Your husband"
Joke 4
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Im the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. Your Mom, shes the administrator of the money, so well call her the Government. Were here to take care of your needs, so well call you the people. The nanny, well consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, well call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I thin k I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Joke 5
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye!"
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"
Joke 6
Dad....
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Joke 7
Ah Soh married Ah Leng with a son Ah Zai. So father and son Ah Soh Zai. Ah Leng has been suffering hearing problem since young but the bond of love between the two couple is so strong that Ah Soh has decided to married her even though she is suffering slight disability.
They are a happy family until one day...
Ah Soh was not back home and it was already passed midnight. Ah Leng was very worried and was anxiously waiting for Ah Soh for home. Ah Leng called Ah Zai to phone his dad. Ah Zai obediently phone his dad.
"So what did dad say??!! Is he coming home??!" ask Ah Leng impatiently after Ah Zai has made the phone call. " Dono leh, A Girl answered the phone.." Replied Ah Zai while rubbing his head...
"WHAT!, YOU SURE OR NOT...CALL AGAIN!!"
" errr....ok"
(After putting down the phone...)
"so how...so how...what he says??!!""
"Same leh, the same girl answered the phone."
"Fine.....DON'T CALL HIM ALREADY, I DO NOT CARE HIM ANYMORE" said Ah Leng furiously. ( went to bed)
Next morning, Ah Soh finally reached home....
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!! DO YOU STILL LOVE ME??!!" shouted Ah Leng while tears stream down her cheek
"Of course darling i love you so much! I was working...sorry i did not inform you because my phone ran out of battery " explained Ah Soh
" LIAR!! Stop giving feeble excuses..WHY AH ZAI PHONED YOU 3 TIMES AND WAS ANSWERED BY A GIRL!??! could you explain that?? YOU SLEPT WITH A GIRL?? YOU DO NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE? "
"hmm??.....err......i was alone, im sure of it, I will never lie to you, trust me" Ah Soh unable to explained and he was telling the truth.
who was the girl??? It was the mobile operator service provider....
Wife - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hubby - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
Joke 2
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music." "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog.
Joke 3
Two lawyers were planning to go to Batu Ferringi for their 12th anniversary. The lady told her husband that she has to finish her case and would come down in a week. The husband said ok and left for Batu Ferringi.
It had been a week and the husband was going to email his wife to make sure she was still coming. He forgot her email address and put down what he remembered.
An old woman was sitting in her rocker crying because her husband had died 1 week ago and the computer said you've got mail, so she clicked on it and she fell to the floor dead. The house keeper ran in and found the woman dead. She didn't see why the woman died, but she looked on the computer screen and this is what it said "I have been down here for about a week now and it's really hot down here. I have been waiting for you. Come soon!
Love you lots,
Your husband"
Joke 4
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Im the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. Your Mom, shes the administrator of the money, so well call her the Government. Were here to take care of your needs, so well call you the people. The nanny, well consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, well call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I thin k I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Joke 5
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye!"
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"
Joke 6
Dad....
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Joke 7
Ah Soh married Ah Leng with a son Ah Zai. So father and son Ah Soh Zai. Ah Leng has been suffering hearing problem since young but the bond of love between the two couple is so strong that Ah Soh has decided to married her even though she is suffering slight disability.
They are a happy family until one day...
Ah Soh was not back home and it was already passed midnight. Ah Leng was very worried and was anxiously waiting for Ah Soh for home. Ah Leng called Ah Zai to phone his dad. Ah Zai obediently phone his dad.
"So what did dad say??!! Is he coming home??!" ask Ah Leng impatiently after Ah Zai has made the phone call. " Dono leh, A Girl answered the phone.." Replied Ah Zai while rubbing his head...
"WHAT!, YOU SURE OR NOT...CALL AGAIN!!"
" errr....ok"
(After putting down the phone...)
"so how...so how...what he says??!!""
"Same leh, the same girl answered the phone."
"Fine.....DON'T CALL HIM ALREADY, I DO NOT CARE HIM ANYMORE" said Ah Leng furiously. ( went to bed)
Next morning, Ah Soh finally reached home....
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!! DO YOU STILL LOVE ME??!!" shouted Ah Leng while tears stream down her cheek
"Of course darling i love you so much! I was working...sorry i did not inform you because my phone ran out of battery " explained Ah Soh
" LIAR!! Stop giving feeble excuses..WHY AH ZAI PHONED YOU 3 TIMES AND WAS ANSWERED BY A GIRL!??! could you explain that?? YOU SLEPT WITH A GIRL?? YOU DO NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE? "
"hmm??.....err......i was alone, im sure of it, I will never lie to you, trust me" Ah Soh unable to explained and he was telling the truth.
who was the girl??? It was the mobile operator service provider....
Monday, July 6, 2009
A reminder for H1N1-very funny XD
So..remember to take care of your hygiene not only during this time, but all the time!!
ps: can anyone tell me please, those gals dancing in the video are guy rite?? i am not wrong rite?
Saturday, June 20, 2009
I am on the top of the world :)
Today I outdid myself, I went hiking for the first time with Alex and friend and climb such a high hill. Did I told you that I fear of height a lot? I was very nervous through out the hiking. To my surprise I have always thought that climbing up is the most difficult part, but instead going down was the most challenging part. The place is so steep and I feel like I will fall down and die that instant or paralyse myself. LOL. I keep asking God to protect me. From this hiking I realise that leaving up something is easy, but if you want put it down, it can be very difficult. It is just like your feeling, the process of developing that feeling for someone or something is not easy, and when you finally have it, you feel so reluctant to let it down. Yes, when I am on top already, I just don't feel like going down. However, I have no choice, no matter how beautiful it is, you still have to let it go. During the process of climbing down the hill. it is really challenging and more difficult than going up hill.
I have the most adventerous holiday ever. I went caving, water rafting, and hiking. But did I told you this is also my most scarry holiday? I gt cuts all over my hand and leg. Haha, I know I am bit clumsy. I even knock my head on the sharp stalactite. Luckily didn't bleed.
Ok, below are the few pictures from the hill. Not many because my friend haven't upload them.
Conclusion, though is tough but is fun! However, if you ask me do it every week, I will faint for sure!! LOL
Friday, June 19, 2009
Always on my mind
I always told myself, if God ever give me a chance now and ask me, “Kenny, will you want to erase all the memory that you have”? My answer will be a definite “YES”. The memory I have about you is seriously getting me no where. It is a tormenting feeling. I always feel like I am stuck and can never move forward or do other things. You just keep appearing in my mind all the time. I asked too many times, wondering all the time, what makes me so attached to you? Is like no reason. Is this what you call chemistry? Or maybe this is what you call stupid. However, I never really feel stupid, in fact I never learn to give up on you. It is really amazing.
I went for a caving and water rafting in Perak few days ago. Through out the trip, I am thinking about you. Inside the car, I think about you. While eating, I think about you. During the caving, I think about you. While talking to my friend, I think about you. Before sleep, I think about you. I never really enjoy the trip, my mind is just too occupied. Each time, I heard about you and YV, I feel like I am dead. This is really so insane. The only time when you don’t appear in my mind is when I am super busy with my work.
I always ask the same question again and again. God, why do you give me such a gift? What does it mean for me actually? I never choose to love you. I never choose the feeling; it comes all of a sudden. At first, I can’t really make out what the feeling is actually, and is scary at that moment. It is so confusing. The endless heartbeat. When I discovered that I actually have fallen for you, is really too late, I can’t get out from it. How many times I convince myself, how many times I lie to my own feeling, and how I tried to avoid any connection with you, is just makes me even miss you more. Is this a charm? Is this a curse?
I am wondering all the time, if I lose you, will I ever found another person that I can love so deeply again? Will I ever even have a chance to find someone again? I just don’t know what to do. I just scare to lose you. I really feel dumb. I feel I am really dumb.
Question that I wonder all the time, what do treat me as? What is my position in your heart? Do you treasure me? Do I ever mean anything to you? Do you ever treat me as your best friend? I remember you told me, you will always treat me as your brother. But those are so long ago already. Do you still mean what you said? I know I am in no right to expect anything from you, but if there is a slight feeling, where you think I have mean something to you, then is really more than enough.
I just really hope, you will not hate me or severe all ties with me when you found out one day. Believe me, loving someone is never wrong and is never easy....
I went for a caving and water rafting in Perak few days ago. Through out the trip, I am thinking about you. Inside the car, I think about you. While eating, I think about you. During the caving, I think about you. While talking to my friend, I think about you. Before sleep, I think about you. I never really enjoy the trip, my mind is just too occupied. Each time, I heard about you and YV, I feel like I am dead. This is really so insane. The only time when you don’t appear in my mind is when I am super busy with my work.
I always ask the same question again and again. God, why do you give me such a gift? What does it mean for me actually? I never choose to love you. I never choose the feeling; it comes all of a sudden. At first, I can’t really make out what the feeling is actually, and is scary at that moment. It is so confusing. The endless heartbeat. When I discovered that I actually have fallen for you, is really too late, I can’t get out from it. How many times I convince myself, how many times I lie to my own feeling, and how I tried to avoid any connection with you, is just makes me even miss you more. Is this a charm? Is this a curse?
I am wondering all the time, if I lose you, will I ever found another person that I can love so deeply again? Will I ever even have a chance to find someone again? I just don’t know what to do. I just scare to lose you. I really feel dumb. I feel I am really dumb.
Question that I wonder all the time, what do treat me as? What is my position in your heart? Do you treasure me? Do I ever mean anything to you? Do you ever treat me as your best friend? I remember you told me, you will always treat me as your brother. But those are so long ago already. Do you still mean what you said? I know I am in no right to expect anything from you, but if there is a slight feeling, where you think I have mean something to you, then is really more than enough.
I just really hope, you will not hate me or severe all ties with me when you found out one day. Believe me, loving someone is never wrong and is never easy....
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
A Silent Love
I saw this story in my college notice board and I find it touching. So, I thought of sharing it.
From the very Begining, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, this often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"
The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leave, they got engaged.
The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realised that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice......
The doctors says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.
During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry,.....it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying....
The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learn sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead.
When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.
From the very Begining, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, this often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"
The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leave, they got engaged.
The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realised that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice......
The doctors says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.
During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry,.....it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phonecalls,.. all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying....
The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learn sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead.
When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Women are difficult to please...
A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may goto choose a husband from among many men. The store has sixfloors, and the men increase in positive attributes as theshopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch:As you open the door to any floor you may choose aman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot goback down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says toherself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but Iwonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These menhave jobs and love kids.The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonderwhat's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, lovekids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says."But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These menhave jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help withthe housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,there must be more further up!" And again she heads up anotherflight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, lovekids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework andhave a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floorshe goes.The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,974,389,012,345 to this floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely asproof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says toherself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but Iwonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These menhave jobs and love kids.The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonderwhat's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, lovekids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says."But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These menhave jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help withthe housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,there must be more further up!" And again she heads up anotherflight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, lovekids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework andhave a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floorshe goes.The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,974,389,012,345 to this floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely asproof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Random rant
Let this be the last depressing post in this blog? Is it possible? I really hope is possible. I would prefer if I could post something that I am happy about rather than just writing out my rants. I lost the motivation to write; in fact I do not know what to write about anymore. It seems like I learned nothing new these days. Life is a mundane? Not really actually. There have been some up and down going on but I just prefer to keep it to myself, for the unhappy things, I would like to just forget about it. I do not want to remember any of the things that have happened. It is just like you wake up from a dream and could not recall what your dream is.
I must keep this blog alive. This blog represent my dream. I told myself that I will never close this blog till the day I see myself accomplishing my dream. However, I am really afraid now. I am afraid that I will just end this blog before anything comes true. It seems like my dream is just so far away. I realised that I am no longer in control of my own destiny anymore. It is just like you know you should be going this direction but you took the opposite direction instead. In life, it is just not about you. It involves people around you. So what if you have dream and passion? Your dream and passion is not everything you know. Is it because you want to live your dream, you can ignore others feeling? In life, we cannot be selfish. Yes, you can live your own dream if you know that you can rely on yourself and not dependent on others. Is it true that in life, good things are always things that you don’t like? For example, I hate eating banana but I know banana is good for health. I love eating salty and spicy food, but does that mean I can consume as much as I like? What are the consequences if you continue doing things that you like but in the end you know it is going to hurt you and troubled those around you?
What is my dream? Since young, I have always wished to be successful in the creative industry one day. I have great passion for art. I wish I could be a producer, director, creative director, actor and so on. I wish that one day people will recognise me for my work and talent. I do not need to become a multi millionaire or a billionaire. As long as I can support myself, afford to have a decent meal, a car to drive, decent clothes to wear, enough money for medical expenses if ever fall sick, can go traveling at least once a year and enough money to give my parents so that they can live a comfortable life too. Another most important dream is of course to have a partner, and the partner of course I wish was Alex. But I realise that none of this dream will ever going to come true. I just do not have a slight idea how all this will ever come true. I wish to pursue animation, but the course is so expensive and is totally unaffordable. To make matter worst, the salary for animator in Malaysia is so low. I will be wondering how long will it takes for me to pay off the debt. My mom has a got a high expectation on me. She do not hope to see me bringing no money home but in fact still need to depend on them for expenses. I could not blame her, I am the only child and I bear all the duties. I need to take care of my parents in the future. So in the end, I have to pursue ACCA course now. A course that is cheap and promise a good career. I do not like accounting, not even a bit. I do not have a slight passion for the financial world. How ignorant I am. Didn’t I know that having the adequate knowledge about financial is very important? People need people who understand how money works. What makes the world go around is money. However, what makes me want to pursue ACCA though I know is really tough and I do not like it is because I know this course will teach me a lot about financial matter in which I always lack the knowledge and also because YOU are there. Alex, is because he is there. How shallow am I. Another most important dream that I know is next to impossible, is to become his partner. I wish I am able to be at your side where ever you go. I am able to help you out. I am able to share your life.
Sometimes, I even have this fantasy where I see both of us corporate to build our own company and share life together till the day we grow old. How stupid...he will get married with some pretty lady and have children and I will just end up alone with nobody? No, that should not be the way either. Why must I always tell myself that I will end up alone? Am I that miserable? But I only love him alone. SAD!! Why do I always wish for the impossible? Why do I like to make things so complex? Everyone either aims to become doctor, lawyer, engineer, accountant and I am aim to create great animation like disney and ghibli, everyone get married and have children and I live my life wanting a guy as a partner. Now I end up doing accounting because I need to go with the flow, I am wondering if in the future if I will end up getting married and having a family because I need to go with the flow also? People around me will nag me if I did something that is not perceived as normal. I still haven’t reached that stage. I always choose to avoid it. I am afraid to face it. What a coward. Now I console myself that I have to learn accounting because I need to understand how money works to become rich so that I can survive, in future do I need to console myself again to get married and have children so that I will not end up lonely and having nobody to take care of me when I am old and also not to defame my family name? We need to do something, not because we like it but because we have no choice? HOW SAD!! I need to live my life to please others and go with the flow and live the normal life that is perceived as normal by the society? In the end, I will not see my dream come true? But my life will not be that bad either because when you take the road mostly taken you are usually safe and comfortable but never really satisfied?
I do not want to think anymore of what is going to happen in the future. No one can predict what is going to happen tomorrow. I learn to stop worrying now. So far, I did well. I am glad. When the thought of what will happen in the future come in to my mind I will try my best to brush it off. I need to focus on my current life. I need focus on my study. I need gain back my confident. Actually, I did not learn to stop worrying just like that. A word from someone gives me the strength. She said I need to stop worrying because things are going to change already. She said that is because I worried too much last time, there is too much negativity around me, and in the end I usually fail when doing something or either it will be quite difficult for me to do something. What she said is quite true. I am trying hard to change and I want to be positive person and hopefully things will really be good in the future. Maybe, just maybe, I will really be successful in the creative industry one day and also I can really spend my life with Alex....I dare not hope for it, but I live it to fate. One thing for sure, I can never stop loving something if I love something. Is not the same like what some people like to said, when you age, your mind will start to change. I love art and I know my passion for it will never die, I love Alex and I know I can never stop loving him. I am glad that at the moment I can spend so much time with you and I am glad our relationship is getting better each day. :)
The future not ask to see, que sera sera, what will be, will be...
I must keep this blog alive. This blog represent my dream. I told myself that I will never close this blog till the day I see myself accomplishing my dream. However, I am really afraid now. I am afraid that I will just end this blog before anything comes true. It seems like my dream is just so far away. I realised that I am no longer in control of my own destiny anymore. It is just like you know you should be going this direction but you took the opposite direction instead. In life, it is just not about you. It involves people around you. So what if you have dream and passion? Your dream and passion is not everything you know. Is it because you want to live your dream, you can ignore others feeling? In life, we cannot be selfish. Yes, you can live your own dream if you know that you can rely on yourself and not dependent on others. Is it true that in life, good things are always things that you don’t like? For example, I hate eating banana but I know banana is good for health. I love eating salty and spicy food, but does that mean I can consume as much as I like? What are the consequences if you continue doing things that you like but in the end you know it is going to hurt you and troubled those around you?
What is my dream? Since young, I have always wished to be successful in the creative industry one day. I have great passion for art. I wish I could be a producer, director, creative director, actor and so on. I wish that one day people will recognise me for my work and talent. I do not need to become a multi millionaire or a billionaire. As long as I can support myself, afford to have a decent meal, a car to drive, decent clothes to wear, enough money for medical expenses if ever fall sick, can go traveling at least once a year and enough money to give my parents so that they can live a comfortable life too. Another most important dream is of course to have a partner, and the partner of course I wish was Alex. But I realise that none of this dream will ever going to come true. I just do not have a slight idea how all this will ever come true. I wish to pursue animation, but the course is so expensive and is totally unaffordable. To make matter worst, the salary for animator in Malaysia is so low. I will be wondering how long will it takes for me to pay off the debt. My mom has a got a high expectation on me. She do not hope to see me bringing no money home but in fact still need to depend on them for expenses. I could not blame her, I am the only child and I bear all the duties. I need to take care of my parents in the future. So in the end, I have to pursue ACCA course now. A course that is cheap and promise a good career. I do not like accounting, not even a bit. I do not have a slight passion for the financial world. How ignorant I am. Didn’t I know that having the adequate knowledge about financial is very important? People need people who understand how money works. What makes the world go around is money. However, what makes me want to pursue ACCA though I know is really tough and I do not like it is because I know this course will teach me a lot about financial matter in which I always lack the knowledge and also because YOU are there. Alex, is because he is there. How shallow am I. Another most important dream that I know is next to impossible, is to become his partner. I wish I am able to be at your side where ever you go. I am able to help you out. I am able to share your life.
Sometimes, I even have this fantasy where I see both of us corporate to build our own company and share life together till the day we grow old. How stupid...he will get married with some pretty lady and have children and I will just end up alone with nobody? No, that should not be the way either. Why must I always tell myself that I will end up alone? Am I that miserable? But I only love him alone. SAD!! Why do I always wish for the impossible? Why do I like to make things so complex? Everyone either aims to become doctor, lawyer, engineer, accountant and I am aim to create great animation like disney and ghibli, everyone get married and have children and I live my life wanting a guy as a partner. Now I end up doing accounting because I need to go with the flow, I am wondering if in the future if I will end up getting married and having a family because I need to go with the flow also? People around me will nag me if I did something that is not perceived as normal. I still haven’t reached that stage. I always choose to avoid it. I am afraid to face it. What a coward. Now I console myself that I have to learn accounting because I need to understand how money works to become rich so that I can survive, in future do I need to console myself again to get married and have children so that I will not end up lonely and having nobody to take care of me when I am old and also not to defame my family name? We need to do something, not because we like it but because we have no choice? HOW SAD!! I need to live my life to please others and go with the flow and live the normal life that is perceived as normal by the society? In the end, I will not see my dream come true? But my life will not be that bad either because when you take the road mostly taken you are usually safe and comfortable but never really satisfied?
I do not want to think anymore of what is going to happen in the future. No one can predict what is going to happen tomorrow. I learn to stop worrying now. So far, I did well. I am glad. When the thought of what will happen in the future come in to my mind I will try my best to brush it off. I need to focus on my current life. I need focus on my study. I need gain back my confident. Actually, I did not learn to stop worrying just like that. A word from someone gives me the strength. She said I need to stop worrying because things are going to change already. She said that is because I worried too much last time, there is too much negativity around me, and in the end I usually fail when doing something or either it will be quite difficult for me to do something. What she said is quite true. I am trying hard to change and I want to be positive person and hopefully things will really be good in the future. Maybe, just maybe, I will really be successful in the creative industry one day and also I can really spend my life with Alex....I dare not hope for it, but I live it to fate. One thing for sure, I can never stop loving something if I love something. Is not the same like what some people like to said, when you age, your mind will start to change. I love art and I know my passion for it will never die, I love Alex and I know I can never stop loving him. I am glad that at the moment I can spend so much time with you and I am glad our relationship is getting better each day. :)
Thursday, February 19, 2009
A peacock and a crow
I really feel so inferior and low self esteem today. I was talking to a customer today and I think he is just around my age, but the way he carry himself, the way he talk, walk, dress really make me feel so inferior about myself. I think he just got back from oversea because he speaks impeccable English. He keeps shooting me down with all sorts of question. I was very scare and nervous at that time because I am still new in my job and I am not clear about everything. He came with his mom. His mom just keeps quiet and he is the one doing all the talking. I was so nervous that I stammered. He is better than me so much in every way and I was actually admiring him. When he saw that I was nervous, he lost confident in what I said and told me that he will think about it and just walk off with an angry face. My boss scolds me after that saying that I failed miserably. T_____T
Where is the confident? Yes, I know I lost it long ago.
Tired already... time for bed...continue next time
Where is the confident? Yes, I know I lost it long ago.
Tired already... time for bed...continue next time
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Transformer 2: Revenge of the Fallen Trailer
OMG!OMG! Is out finally!! The official trailer is finally here after waiting for so long. And today I have finally bought the jetfire and optimus prime. The shop only sell two set. So right now left with one set only. My camera is lousy, so click here if you want to see the image. And who is that cat/jaguar looking robot?? Is Ravage! For more image click here.
Short intro from wikipedia:
Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) discovers something about the origins of the Transformers and their history on Earth. The evil Decepticons need to capture him for information.[3] The climactic battle takes place at the Giza pyramid complex,[4] where a temple is located within.[3] Lorenzo di Bonaventura explained the film will show the Transformers who visited Egypt before the pyramids were built, and "all our heroes end up here because of the Decepticons' masterplan." Furthermore, Egyptian hieroglyphs resembling helicopters and other present day vehicles in real life will be explained in the film as being depictions of those Ancient Cybertronians who visited Earth.[2]
Their war, our world...
No sacrifice, no victory.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Touching Ad
After the CNY ad i watched on Youtube, I go search for more touching ad and below is a few I got from a Thai Insurance Company ad. Very sad ad...
2009 CNY Ad
Below is the two CNY ad I find very touching for year 2009, both also very meaningful. What you think? I haven't watch all the CNY ad on TV, if you have better one, do share with me. :)
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Enough is enough!
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Fuh....*sweat*
Impossible is nothing!!
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Fuh....*sweat*
Sorry, after keeping everything for so long I have no choice but to vent it out or I will go crazy!!
I seriously don't know what is going on with me, I am just like lost in a maze, I keep walking and thought I have found the way out but only to realise that I am back to where I begin. I just can't find a way out. Is like an endless dark maze, I can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. I want find my way out, really so sad these days, so stress, so many things to do, I have to work, and back from work I have to finish house work. I can't even find anytime for myself. I do not want this to happen.
I do not have time for gym. I pay my membership for nothing. Because of that my stamina is getting weaker and I am more and more out of shape. I lose so much weight, face looks so tired and I got so many pimples these days. Chinese New Year is coming and I am in such a bad state. T_____________________T
I have quit all my job. I want to find some time for myself. I want to reorganise things again.
I will not give up. I will not give up till I accomplish my dream. A boy's dream. :)
A person succeed not because he/she is smarter or luckier than you but because he/she has a stronger will.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
I want this!!
I want that!! Where did they get Transformer 2 Revenge of the Fallen Jetfire and Optimus Prime?? The shop owner tell me that it will be available next week!! Feeling so anxious ><
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Potong zaka
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
Funny or not? :)
Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah
Funny or not? :)
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Future Card
Every Malaysian has got an IC. In the future it is predicted that our IC will have multi purpose. What is your opinion??
Friday, January 2, 2009
Why you should think twice before you marry a computer programmer XD
Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer", anda perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian hari.Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang hamba Allah yang mengadu pada mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang programmer setiap hari..................
Suami: (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri: Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Isteri: Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Isteri: Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?
Suami: Variable not found...
Isteri: Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Isteri: Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami: Too many parameters...
Isteri: Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Isteri: Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.
Suami: It's by Default.
Isteri: Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Isteri: Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai isteri?
Suami: Unknown Virus.
This is so funny!! LOL XD
Suami: (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri: Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Isteri: Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Isteri: Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?
Suami: Variable not found...
Isteri: Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Isteri: Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami: Too many parameters...
Isteri: Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Isteri: Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.
Suami: It's by Default.
Isteri: Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Isteri: Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai isteri?
Suami: Unknown Virus.
This is so funny!! LOL XD
Why woman can't read map and men don't listen...
The below story is a diary from a his and her...
HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. ; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
MAN UTD. lost 2-0 to Chelsea today, but at least I got laid.
Part 2- A letter from a wife to her husband...
Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home andate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't.Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Signed: Your EX-Wife
Reply from husband:
Dear Ex-Wife:Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you'vebeen. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eatingpork seven years ago.I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was acoincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us twotickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was bornCarla. I hope that's not a problem.
That is why people always say men and women think differently... ;)
HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. ; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
MAN UTD. lost 2-0 to Chelsea today, but at least I got laid.
Part 2- A letter from a wife to her husband...
Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home andate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't.Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Signed: Your EX-Wife
Reply from husband:
Dear Ex-Wife:Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you'vebeen. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eatingpork seven years ago.I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was acoincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us twotickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was bornCarla. I hope that's not a problem.
That is why people always say men and women think differently... ;)
Funny Riddles
1) What when goes in is triangle but when it comes out is all curl up?
Guess
Answer: Underwear :)
2) When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Guess!!
Can't guess??
Answer: Birthday Candles!! XD
3) Scorpion kaler apa? ( only for those understand malay :) )
Answer: Kala Jengking lah...
4) Dalam banyak-banyak kera, kera apa paling pandai menaip?
Answer: Kerani
5) Five girls under an umbrella but non of them got wet? Why??
Answer: Because is not raining lor... :)
6) What is black and is sweating?
Can't guess??
Give up??
Answer: A black ant that is jogging... Don't be angry I know is ridiculous ><
Guess
Answer: Underwear :)
2) When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Guess!!
Can't guess??
Answer: Birthday Candles!! XD
3) Scorpion kaler apa? ( only for those understand malay :) )
Answer: Kala Jengking lah...
4) Dalam banyak-banyak kera, kera apa paling pandai menaip?
Answer: Kerani
5) Five girls under an umbrella but non of them got wet? Why??
Answer: Because is not raining lor... :)
6) What is black and is sweating?
Can't guess??
Give up??
Answer: A black ant that is jogging... Don't be angry I know is ridiculous ><
The Malaysian Poem- SUPER FUNNY!!
Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.
Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT
Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE
Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY Ceremony and PARTY joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.
OMG!! Damn Funny! Don't you think so?? Lol
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.
Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT
Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE
Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY Ceremony and PARTY joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.
OMG!! Damn Funny! Don't you think so?? Lol
Christmas Tree Joke- SUPER FUNNY!!
This is a funny joke about Christmas tree, enjoy reading!
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Don't Make Your Conclusion Too Fast
"I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue."The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn`t have his testicle removed."Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?""Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patient had to agree to have his testicle removed.
But two weeks after the operation, he came back. "Doc, I don`t know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too."Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off too.
And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the operation.But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My ***** is now completely blue."After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the bad news.
If he wants to live, his ***** has to go. Of course, he did not want to hear about it."You really want to die?", asked the doctor."But... how do I pee?""We`ll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So, the ***** is removed and a while after the operation, the unfortunate man again returns the doctor`s office.
He is very angry."Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue." "What?""Can you tell me what the hell is happening?"
So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says,"Hmmmm, I think the jeans is loosing colour......" :)
But two weeks after the operation, he came back. "Doc, I don`t know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too."Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off too.
And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the operation.But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My ***** is now completely blue."After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the bad news.
If he wants to live, his ***** has to go. Of course, he did not want to hear about it."You really want to die?", asked the doctor."But... how do I pee?""We`ll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So, the ***** is removed and a while after the operation, the unfortunate man again returns the doctor`s office.
He is very angry."Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue." "What?""Can you tell me what the hell is happening?"
So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says,"Hmmmm, I think the jeans is loosing colour......" :)
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